
Taffy's sixth grade teacher. Honestly, why not have her be a self-insert? The idea of an agoraphobic teacher who practically lives in the school amuses me. Especially when she sends a dummy of herself to be carried by students on field trips. Especially when that dummy is severely damaged or completely destroyed on every trip.
Especially when she calls in sick and heckles the substitute from the back of the room while the school nurse makes house calls.
And the substitute happens to be the class hamster.
"SQUEAKSQUEAK"
"TAKE NOTES; THAT'S ON THE TEST."

Her name should be Ms. Potts. As in "Pot, meet kettle."